Saturday, October 25, 2008

Five Great Things About Being Bald

The Great Baldini would like me to clarify that it is not just the baldness that makes her scary. It is the baldness in combination with a too-much-time- indoors sallow complexion, a fairly dramatic weight loss, and the ever-present bags under the eyes. I think she's more Uncle Fester than Sinead O'Connor. And yet, in the interest of Positive Thinking, I would like to offer...

Five Great Things about Being Bald

  1. I'm saving lots of money not needing haircuts
  2. I'm saving lots of time not styling my hair
  3. My bangs are never too long...or too short
  4. I'm never at that horrible "in between haircuts" stage
  5. I'm sure there's a fifth great thing; I just haven't thought of it yet.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you save lots on shapoo and conditioner?

chris said...

No more "bed hair," only dog fur to sweep up with the dust bunnies....

La Cootina said...

Good one. AND... my wire earrings stay in place. No hair pushing them out of my ears.