Yet Another Universal Truth

Susan reminded me of another critical Truth; one to which I know at least all the girl people can relate.

The Law of Maximum Unattractiveness.
When you're wearing your weirdest everything's-in-the-laundry ensemble and your Sunday no-make-up face and have near-fatal bed-head, yet decide that you must run a critical errand, one that doesn't even require you to get out of the car... that is when you will run into your former lover/rival/boss, looking their absolute best.